January 2012
I’m not a bieber hater but I think he does not deserve to stand alongside carlos santana
no one on this earth deserves to stand beside carlos santana.
I was petting autumn and she leaned against my arm and then hesitated around my wrist like she was going to bite me so I whispered “please don’t”
I have reached a point in my life where I need to beg my cat for mercy
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my mom just ripped a fart while the bathroom door was open
December 2011
let’s see if I’ll have to avoid any people who are ~*wasted*~ tonight
talking to people who are heavily influenced by alcohol makes me really uncomfortable
I just felt something tap my arm twice but I was standing alone in the kitchen
ummmmmm
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spencer did the first silent realm on the first try
does he get an award
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cuttlefishculling replied to your photoset: :’(
bad console. get a new one. this 1 has a virus. did u go to any porn sidtes
only couple of porns but the website says its safe free porn and internets dont lie none
i get new 1 ok??
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Imagine if instead of Skyward Sword it was called Cockward Sword?
– spencer
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spencer called impa “dark-skin-long-hair-one-strand” when he first encountered her because he had no idea what her name was
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[something clever about missing e that I’m too busy to write up because I have pie]
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I hate it when people draw skyward sword’s zelda with a massive and exaggerated bust
compared to other characters in video games, she and impa have very reasonable chest sizes. I mean I hate unrealistic boob expectations to begin with but for some reason it really bothers me in this case
I just don’t understand why it’s necessary, she has other wonderful qualities so why do...
mimiga:
LMFAO THAT’S SO STUPID IT’S NOT EVEN THAT FEMININE??? I DON’T UNDERSTAND
IT HAS LONG HAIR AND THIS DISPLEASES ME
ALL MALE POKEMON MUST LOOK 100% MANLY. LIKE, MACHAMP MANLY. NO LONG HAIR OR FUR, NO LIGHT COLORS, AND THEY’RE NOT ALLOWED TO SMILE BECAUSE MEN DON’T SMILE.
someone reblogged my post about simipour and said that they shouldn’t be allowed to be male because their design is “too feminine”
wowie wow wow
I had a dream that I wanted to go to England, to the Batcave, to tell Kailey I...
– Spencer
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I CAN’T TAKE CAPSLOCK OFF WHILE I’M TALKING ABOUT SHIPPING LINK AND ZELDA
LIKE IT’S LITERALLY PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE, MY FINGER WILL NOT PRESS DOWN ON THE BUTTON
SEND HELP
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wrexie asked: Also favorite from Be Calm gotta ask about Be Calm
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momslilhellspawn asked: all time favorite otp until the apocalypse
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wrexie asked: CURRENT FAVORITE?
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theasswhisperer asked: Favorite pairing from Legend of Zelda go.
you guys should ask me about my otps :’)
current favorite, favorite from a genre or series, etc.
I really wanna talk about pairings right now omg
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big bang theory is literally one of the most not-funny things I’ve ever seen
the laugh track makes it even worse for some reason
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I JUST GOT AN EARTH ELEMENTAL ON MONSTER FUSION
OPENLY WEEPING IN JOY
I’m about to send tumblr to ice hell ftw
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tangled is still one of the best movies I’ve ever seen
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skyward sword with jessie
Jessie: So the cloud barrier - can they, like, not go through it?
Me: Yes. That's why it's called a barrier.
EFF THIS COLD
why am I so tired, I slept for a while but I feel like I didn’t sleep at all
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I’m playing my favorite high rate ragnarok server and I’m leveling my homunculus in the biolabs
for some reason I keep getting this message:
??:
…
??:
… I… despise the living…
hELP
I’m watching a movie on tv and there was suddenly uncensored penis dangling there
??????
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gavin made his character jump off the stage after getting a ring out on his opponent in SCIV and said “now we die together!”
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when it rains gavin says “that’s not rain, it’s Aeris’s water! it’s here to help us!”
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Rudolph the red-nosed nose nose!
– Gavin
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Gavin: Knock knock!
Me: Who's there?
Gavin: The doctor.
Me: The doctor who--AAAAAAAH
I woke up cuddling my companion cube
I guess I grabbed it in my sleep……….
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hetalia headcanon: france is actually walter sullivan, a mass-murderer who is credited with the deaths of at least 10 people in his attempts to complete a religious ceremony