The Red Rupee

theasswhisperer asked:

Tell me your feelings about Link/Ghirahim, I don't like it but i'm interested in your opinion :3

omg don’t even get me started

ok, I think it’s an utterly unreasonable pairing and it actually makes me RAGE but I will contain my hellfire for the sake of explaining myself thoroughly……..

I’m hardly an expert on body language but it’s obvious that link’s feelings for ghirahim range from discontent to loathing. now that the graphics have been enhanced to a point where the characters have so many differing expressions it should be easier than ever to determine how person A feels about person B, and in my opinion, link never looks at ghirahim with anything short of unrest; in fact he usually seems disgusted or enraged. I’m not a fan of ~*hatesex*~ and I think relationships based on loathing are unhealthy so I couldn’t possibly ship this any less orz

in terms of how ghirahim feels about link, I think he reciprocates all those negative emotions in an amplified manner. whereas fi is a cool, collected, emotionless being, he is driven by hate, and the pinnacle of his hatred is link and everything he stands for. to me there will never be anything sexy or lustful about wanting to torture someone to death, and ghirahim would sooner bathe in his blood than offer him a romantic romp in bed.

AND THOSE ARE MY PROBLEMS WITH GHIRALINK.